I Not Sick - Episode 1

In this conversation, the speakers delve into various topics ranging from food preferences and childhood memories to sports discussions and wrestling nostalgia. They share humorous anecdotes about their upbringing, their thoughts on coaching styles in sports, and reminisce about the golden age of wrestling, highlighting the impact of iconic figures.

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All right. I'm not sick. I'm not sick. I'm not sick. I'm not sick. No, we grew up. We. I'm sure he will. I'm sure he's feeling great. Everybody's feeling great with all this Halloween candy. Drunkard treats and shit. But, you know, we grew up middle class kids. So actually, we grew up. We grew up actually horribly poor. We grew up in a lower, low-end class family in a trailer. We had fights over cheese and baloney. You know, I was there today. back home. it? How was it going back to the old stomping ground? Our trailer's black now. Yeah, they painted it black. It's more like a really, really, really dark blue, but it's pretty much black. It's like midnight blue. no trim. Like they didn't even paint the trim a different color. It's just one color. No, the yard's even worse than it was then. The tree's still there. How is that tree alive? I don't know, but a Harley in the front yard, the front dirt. it's dirt now. dirt. They still got that little peak in the front. You know, it comes out a little triangle. like, yeah, there's still like the tone. Like I guess that's where you tow it. I don't know, pull it, but it's not like the white trim around it. can mobilize it, take it off the bricks and you can take it wherever you want. Anywhere in the world. it was kind of a crazy experience. Ethan, Ethan got ahold of me and he's like, I need your help. But I don't want to ask because it's kind of a weird ask. And I was like, all right. So he hung up and then he calls me back and he's like, can I use your truck? I was like, nah, I was like, like, what do, like, what are we doing? Like, is it illegal? And he's like, no, I just need to borrow your truck. I was like, all right, cool. And then he's like, how about, how about you meet me where I'm going? I was like, you gotta give me some more details on what we're doing. And he's like, yeah, I was like, just let me know what we're doing. It's like a preparer, you know? And he's like, he's like, you know, my buddy, I think it's a family member, actually, him and his lady split up. But, so. I meet, well, he comes here. talked him into coming here because the house was just down the street. I was like, just meet me at my house. Well, he comes over and his family member was breaking up with this girl. This girl has her husband at the house. Yeah. I found this out as I was going to on site. I was like, what? a love triangle-ish. Was it two husbands? Kind of weird. So we show up and these guys are standing outside next to all of his stuff, you know, and, I get out and I introduced myself right away. Cause I'm like, I don't want there to be any problems. he ended up giving me his business card to fix my hail damage on my truck. And he's like, I'll do it for a hundred dollars. Cause you didn't bring no drama to my house. I was like, I just made a friend. Right. So is this the husband or the boyfriend that's leaving? This is the husband or the ex-husband. I don't know. The father of the children. But yeah. So yeah, I got it. I got his card. He quoted me a hundred dollars to fix all my heel damage. He found God and stuff and I was like, shit me too. You know, this was meant to be. We're best buddies now. I mean the last dude that was a man of God, you ripped his shirt off. So like this is an improvement. You ripped it, you ripped your shirt off and you rolled around on the ground with him for while. process, I could talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a different type of man. Like that's, that's the, know, you say it and you're not really about it. This guy seemed like he was really about it. Like he wanted to help people. That other guy wanted to. other guy wanted to help you straight out of the house. Pick you up to help you out of the house. Ball Z fucking anime or whatever the fuck. He just straight went, he man, I have the power. Lift your ass up, take you outside. I really thought I was going to be able to throw him. I tried to pick him up and throw him. didn't go nowhere. His shirt came off. He's a big boy. Was he sweaty, Tom? Was that what it was? He's a little sweaty, of slide out of that shirt. really didn't do anything for long enough to sweat. You never know where weird shit happens when you're fat. You just sweat for no reason, Tony. You know this. I'll just I'll just stand here and sweat. That's fine. I'll sit down and sweat. after I took his shirt off. I didn't know what to expect after that. like, God, I couldn't even stand straight. was all wobbly. All the adrenaline. that and God hit you. God hit you right in the face. That was like fighting the final boss on the video game. That was different. Yeah, you straight up like fucking Dark Souls over there, one hit dead. Anyway, back to the old stomping ground. That's good. I know that's back where we used to drink rotten ass milk. Well, watch people drink rotten ass milk. Well, let me just finish with saying this with that. The guy was like all embarrassed because he lived in a trailer park. was like, he's like, yeah, we live in a trailer park, my wife lives in a trailer park, but it's not who she really is or something he said. And I was like, I was like, live, I was like, I live like four trailers down from here. I was like, you don't got to explain yourself. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay. You know, it's okay to be raised in a trailer park. That's fine. Like, yeah, you ever you ever have to climb through some trailer park windows like it's part of part of growing up, you know, tiniest window in the house. It's the only one that's open. can squeeze through it. Shaking arm struggling to get you in the window is rough, too. This shit sucks. back in the days when you were small enough, your hands up there, jump and get in it. yeah, small enough to squeeze through a tiny window. Dude, it was a good day when the big window was open. You're like, thank God. I was smart. I left it cracked open and get my little fingers under there and lift it up. Got to get in just enough to grab onto the toilet or the sink. Pull you the rest of the way in. How we didn't rip up the toilet more? I have no idea. Like, how did we not destroy that toilet? lighter. We are now. But still even being like a hundred pounds lighter than I am right now, you can mangle the toilet, You can mangle the shit out of a toilet, especially in a trailer. Dude, that like, you know, quarter inch thick OBC that they use at the bottom doesn't hold any shit. Yeah, I'm surprised. I wasn't just like turds everywhere, I know that thing. surprised we didn't rip the cat out the bowl. Didn't we do that though? I thought we did. never, we never up to say we went through the wall a couple of Remember we were fighting and then you did like a fucking ninja kick off the wall and send us both into both into the wall and we dented it. Kind of where the bird died, you know. Hey, you know that that bird was alive and then we went to feed it and it died. That's not on us. That can't be on us. They had an amazing grip for being dead because it was standing straight up. straight up. Boom. And then when we put the food on there, it just went, it just went straight down and still hung on there. Had to pry its little fucking claws off the fucking little dowel that was on. You're like, God damn. I thought you was dead. I figured like a claw would rip off. Help me out. No. What was that bird's name? I have no idea, bird. That's what I know, bird. Blue bird, there's a blue parakeet. Does it remember, yeah we had a blue and a green one. And the blue one is, the green one is the one, or the blue one is one that was like fucking hanging on for dear life, like cliffhanger in there. But dead, you know, I don't know how that works. But yeah, fucking crazy, crazy ass bird. Yeah, that was that was the. that goes back to trying to find information on people. Pull up my 20,000 emails and then life story, every ex I ever had, every place I ever took a shit, bird that died. yeah, killed the bird. looking for, but I found all about you. Yeah, life story, like my entire history. Every, anything is weird. I just stopped paying for that. It was like a, it was like, it was like a month, monthly thing. was taken. And I was paying for it for like two and a half years. My wife was finally like, who are you looking for? George. And there's zero information. yeah, one guy that has the answers that I need and he don't respond to his email. He disappeared off the planet. His house was like not even up for sale. It was just empty. Weird. Weird. So weird. though, cause I tested it on you and myself. Yeah, look Yeah Yeah, Jesus Yeah, he just filled up in fountain your girlfriend's parents names in 1997. Everywhere and their addresses. How does that happen? Yeah, we got you completely. No, but you got my entire life history of everything. Your 52 emails, email addresses. All winners. Don't remember any of them, but I had them all. what they were, but they were great when I made them. When I when I made that email, I was like, that's the one. And then my email changed like 87 times after that. So, you know, that's fine. gonna win this game tonight. I don't know man. Buffaloes and Cincinnati, I have no idea. I'm waiting like it sucks that they start so damn late like. Dude, it's it's 1015 on the East Coast when it starts. I don't know why they do that. Like, I don't even, it doesn't even make sense. nothing about it makes sense. No, it's 8.15 our time. But if that thing goes into OT, it's like midnight. I'm dying. My eyeballs are burning. you ain't watching it. You ain't watching that again. No, now gets lost again. Yeah, to the clippers. I've just seen clips of their games as last two. you'll get had forty one points forty one points and we lost Who's not showing up? Everybody? Everybody else. Unfortunately, I think he had 22. So he actually did something. But Westbrook had two points. I think MPJ had like either nine or 11. I can't remember. That's usually his line. know, nine or 11 points with like seven rebounds. Yeah, I think Aaron Gordon had the other nine or 11 points, whatever it was. That was it like. and then Braun had like 10, I think. And is it, I don't, it might be cause we're trying to figure out what Westbrook can do like in our offense. Yogi played 37 minutes, had 41 points and we lost by like five to the Clippies with that horrible logo. my God. Like I was not like, I understand, dude, I understand they like release these logos back in like February. But since I'm not like a Clippers fan, I didn't even notice. I didn't notice I like it was. It's not really that bad. I mean, it's not like the Browns, there's just an orange helmet. I mean, it's not like the old dolphin. Remember the old dolphin logo? Yeah, the sun around it. God, They didn't change the dolphin much now. Yeah. Now the now the dolphin just like it looks like a smooth turd. That's it. Like a smooth turd through the air. That's a great logo. Horrendous. I guess it's better than the hiking Patriot. Remember Pat the Patriot? Patriot changed there. So that I mean, it looks good now. But yeah, now that the Clippers one, I'm like, my God, a ship. Why would you do a ship? And they're like, it's because of the port for this or something. It's too much. a basketball underneath the gem, it's all right. They put thought into it. Like I missed the easy one, the LAC, the simple little tiny logo. Now they got different colors and stuff. Weird. They threw me off. was like, who is this? Who's the ship? Because that's the first thing you see. You're like, it's a ship. Weird. What was the score of the game that we lose? Like they score over a hundred on us though. one one on nine one on four. I'm close to that. Might be, know, I know they had 109. I believe we had 104. better on the defensive end. Cause Westbrook, Westbrook has energy at least like he, plays with intensity, you know, he can't really do anything else. You got to the rim, I guess. Mm-hmm. No scoring it will that's it. Anybody can score it will on us right now. Like we're not a we're not a defensive team at all. Like if we could get a couple stops if we wouldn't rely on the three ball for everything like as soon as we get down it's like shoot threes just jack of threes. It's a bad strategy. It's like drive it to the hole. We'll get some free throws man. Wonder what our percentage is three. I don't know, the other day when we played the thunder it was horrible. But we got like shellacked against the thunder. Thunder looked like world beaters. So, you know, that's how it goes. It's another day. But, no, anyway, thinking about expired stuff, I... bought some Parmesan cheese a couple years ago. And I was like, yeah, we'll get the big one. Cause then it'll last, you know, should all have Parmesan cheese forever. Cause you know, when we were young, we had one can of Parmesan cheese that lasted forever. Like it was forever Parmesan cheese. Yeah, I don't think we ever bought Parmesan cheese, but one time. One time Parmesan cheese. That's it. Like it was a... It was one of those where like, yeah, we got Parmesan cheese. You got a little hard in that can, you just kind of smack it a little bit and sprinkle it on there. Good to go. Now we got that. the cap. it up. Yeah, horrible. Terrible. Horrible. was like the worst. And we ate that every like week it felt like. Anyway, got that big old thing of Parmesan cheese. Dude, it felt bad in a month. Like the expiration date is like, yeah, it's done. And I was like, hmm, maybe we just got a bad one. Maybe we got the one in the front. You know, instead of reaching to the back like you do the milk. No, no, you look at all the Parmesan cheese, they all go bad. I take out like four of the milks and get the back one every time I got, there's like four gallons of milk on the floor. No, dude, and it's not like I'm trying to like hide it either. It's like, here, hold this milk. There's somebody next to me here to grab this for me. Thank you. You want this milk? You could have it. I don't want this milk. I want the next one. I don't, it's been so long since my family's drank all the milk before it went bad. Like we buy two gallons of milk and like we, don't know the last time we went through both gallons of milk. We have we have the regular gallon of milk and then the backup milk. As soon as the backup milk goes inside, we got to get a new milk, which is cool. Like it's a it's a good rotation. Except the fact that after you open that milk, you have to smell the milk every day. You got to give it a sniff and you pray you pray that it's good, because if it's bad, it's like, no. Dude, if it hits you just right, like if you get the right day and you're like, mm, I'll fuck up your guts all day. The other night I poured milk for Dominic. I poured cereal and I fucked it, just melted. I was like, that's, know, poured cereal, went to bed. I got, I got bunchies. I got to pour me some cereal, dude. And I still sniffed it again. Like I just sniffed it like 15 minutes prior to, and I even, and I even sniffed it harder this time. was like, even did a little, like mix it up, get it moving. a little bit. Just smell. Cause if it, dude, if it has it, if it has a little tang, little tang on it, mm-mm, bad, throw it out. Get rid of that shit. little hint, that little smell you get that you're like, I'm pouring it for somebody else, live. But when you're doing it for you, you're like, hold on a minute. I do one nostril, this nostril, yo, yeah, I'm not sick. I'm not sick. It's fine. Take it. Yeah. Well, if you ask my wife, if you ask my wife, she's like, that expiration date doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You can wait. She's like, it's good for two weeks after the expiration date. I was like, I've never seen milk last like a day after the expiration date. The date doesn't matter. That's what I'm saying. The date don't matter. It's all about the smell. hold on. go off the sniff. You have to sniff it. Dude, I sniffed the damn cups. edit that. sniff the fucking cups, dude. I sniff the cups, I sniff the bowls. Dude, I feel the goddamn forks and the spoons and the knives. I pull them out of the drawer, I do the wipe. If there's anything that feels weird, you gotta inspect it. Because there's sometimes the forks just fucked up. It's got a little razor edge or something on it. You're like, that's just a fuck up on the fork. But there's sometimes, there's not a fuck up. It's a little extra dinner on that bad boy. And you're like, And I, and I hate Washington silverware like plates. plates are easy. mean, plates are easy. Forks? dude, go fuck yourself on the forks. I hate forks. I also don't like tiny tuplewares. no, no, no. I don't like tubers that had spaghetti in them. Yeah. Yeah, they got that orange hue. You could fucking douse them in power wash. It don't matter. That shit's orange. I watched them TikTok videos. Yeah, I watched them TikTok videos of people spraying like fucking Dawn or whatever in the fucking tub where they do a little little shaky shaky with the fucking paper towel and it magically comes clean through my shit's caked on like mine is like 90 years old. It's on there forever. Like it's it's just that color. there for 10 years. It's it's naturally orange now, that's it. Sorry. It's naturally spaghetti. That's what it is. And the fucked up thing is if you put if you put something else in there, that's not spaghetti. Fuck you up. You're like, that's not the right color. That's not the right color. It tastes bad just from the look like mmm, this kind of tastes like spaghetti. Why? No, heaven forbid there'd be like a little like a little oil stain or something the rise of the top. You're like, yeah. God. And milk, milk goes bad in a cup like immediately. Remember being when we were little, we'd have like, take a glass of milk to bed. Because like we drink more milk than anything. if you don't drink that milk when it's cool. No, it's plaster. It's plaster at the bottom of that cup. Stinks. dude, we're not gonna wash the kids cups and they got that little, that little little ha in it. You know, they got a little, comes out like, like putty, kind of hits your hand weird. like, it's like wet food. Like if you're washing dishes and you hit like wet food, like a wet piece of bread, fucking make your fucking guts go crazy. It's like a. glasses at mom's just now. I poured a shot for me and me and Papa. First thing. I got the stock glasses, I smelled it. smelled like wood cabinet. Rinsed it, mom got all mad. Why you rinsing my dishes? It has to have the rinse. The rinse makes it fresh. it, smelt it again, rinsed it again. Four shots. Yeah, you're like, it's gotta have the fresh smell to it, you know? all offended like it's something bad. It's just, no. Yeah. I could wash the dishes. Like you always do the pre-wash before you put it in the dishwasher. It's always got a little pre-wash, put it in the dishwasher. Dishwasher washes the dishes. And then you it out of the dishwasher, do you? Have to. No, and if it it's. If it smells just a little weird. Remember back in the day we used to throw like vinegar in there. I go throw vinegar in there, makes him clear. Dude, it spotted that shit up like a motherfucker like those glasses were just. I think that's what gave us PTSD was the smell of vinegar. We had to rinse it to the vinegar was out of it. Now if it smells like cabinet, I don't like it. It smells like anything other than plastic or glass. it's got to smell like nothing. Like it's got to be odorless. And I'm like, OK, that's that's safe. That's a safe one. Back in the day, we'd get that old milk smell still remember it wouldn't like clean all the way and you smell like, yeah, that smells like plastic old milk. Why? And then you just take the cup out and just like smell it. Nope. And they put it right in the sink. Grab another one. That was what we did. Just like with clothes. When mom used to put her clean clothes like she, and they would stink. She wouldn't like put them in the dryer right away. She'd let them sit there in the washer all day. And she would like bring them into the room and would throw them right in the dirty clothes. This shit smells like ass. Like it smells like asshole. And then she would trick me and put it, she put it in my closet and I was gone. And I work to school the next day. I'm like, I'd like, look at all my, like, what is that? who stinks? It's me. stinks as bad as like that old shirt smell and then you start sweating. You get that BO mixed with like old shirt. You're like, what is going on? I can't stand myself. And that's the one time you're in this closed box. You're like, why am I in this box? And when shirts start smelling like that from the washer, it's not so much you can just grab it, smell it off of it. It's like, yeah, it's like behind your ear, it seems like all the time. Yeah, the stinkiest smell in the world behind the ear. Just give your ear a little wipe. Smell. Bad. That and belly button. Belly button is disgusting. that's it grosses me out when I give my wife a hug. I get my head around hers too close to the ear. She has like 50 fucking piercings. I'm like, bye. You want to kiss me? No, I'm going to throw up. Back in the day when we got our ears pierced, you know, we had it done with the gun and then we had to do that That peroxide q-tip, you know on the front in the back. That was never a good smell even now peroxide kind of bothering me that like little Little peroxide stink my ear? Yeah, I remember that. I stuck a paintbrush through it. Whole ass paintbrush from the little end all the way to big end like boom. So fast. I was playing javelin out there. I have all these problems with my earlobe now. It went from a normal, it went from, yeah, it went from a normal piercing that they, yes. it's quality when it happens in a trailer. And you shoved an eight gauge. Through a normal hole. whatever the size of the paintbrush was. I'm not sure what size the paintbrush was. Might have been, you know, six or seven. Who knows? know. And you loved every minute of it. we got it. We did it. We got it done. It was not sanitary at all because I got an infection. It was not sent. There was no peroxide being sprayed around in there. No. straight eight, bro. She's been handled by a bunch of crackheads. paintbrush and then yeah, it was a Hobby Lobby paintbrush too. It was even better. Yeah, they probably returned it, you know, this paintbrush is defective. We stuck it through here. Air still bothers me. Do you feel it? Do you feel it every day? You're like, I feel it. I could feel every little notch in that paintbrush. 25 years ago. Still got problems. Now you don't want any more. Look at that. Don't don't mess with the grasshoppers. That one kid on that video that gets a grasshopper on his chest. He's like, that reminds me you. No, they're like breathing. He's like, just sit there flapping his arms. That reminds me of you. He's like, breathe, dude. I quiet 30, 30 seconds of just staring at it. yes. had to pull it out of your mouth and it didn't pull right away. Like we lost a couple of legs. It was, it was hanging on. you were playing that's why. Yeah, I'm playing because I ripped the legs off. Yeah, you're playing around like, go with me. A little bit. Let go. if I had pulled it hard, it would have shut down your throat. It didn't like a slingshot like a grasshopper slingshot straight down. Nope. None. Yeah, you're gonna eat it. I think that would have been worse. You don't think there's a grasshopper in your stomach all day. It needs to come out. You can just see it in there like eating your stomach like a leaf. I just take a little bite. So you're like, You'd be just jiggling around trying to get that stomach acid going a little bit, splashing. Rough. Rough, For dear life. Dude, we had a grasshopper on the hood of my car. There's nowhere for it to grab onto. That dude rode out from my house to your house. 25 minute drive, just holding on. And then I had to catch it because Bubba wanted it for the mantis. I was like, my God. Now I got to catch this beefy grasshopper that can't let go of the paint. I had a grasshopper drive down the interstate with me on my hood and I was going 85 miles an hour and, climbing because I wanted to see it fly off and it, dude, it wouldn't go. Just ducked its head more. Yeah, you get on the windshield though, I'm hitting the wipers. Fucking flinging your ass off. You won't even make it. I'll make sure I get top speed and then, oops, here. You're flying. They're tough. They're tough. They're tough. Seriously, their grip is insane. Yes, I got like that death grip. do they have to have, like why, why so tough? What the fuck they gotta grab onto? They're just climbing up branches and shit. Not like they're doing anything crazy. Hold them under your tongue. All right. But yeah, fucking just old shit. There's other shit that like bothers me too. you know, that they should that happens on like the top of like sour cream, top of yogurt, that like liquid, whatever it is liquid stuff. If you if you dump a bowl of yogurt and put that liquid in your bowl, that's disgusting. You got to mix it up. liquid's meant to mix up. It's mix up liquid. My wife is not a mix-up liquid lady. She just scoop it out. I'm like, no, you mix it. meant to be eaten or drink. It's not meant. It's not meant to be left alone. It's meant to be mixed. Yeah, like mustard, huh? That little juicy juice of mustard. Or even the hard mustard. Fucking mustard. bottles like when you if you don't take them and you go to squeeze that little pre come shot God. No. Terrible. Juicy juice. away a fucking hot dog and a bun. Because there was so much of it. Like if it was just a little, you know, you cover it up some more. There was a lot. Yeah, but this was like so much where you're like, what really is that? Make sure to think how many times do I have to eat the fucked up shit? How many? did mom make me a fucking hot dog? Yeah. It's good. It's good for you. Fuck. That's just like grandma and grandpa giving us slimy baloney. The turkey would slimy. You know, when you pick up your sandwich to eat it and the lunch beef slips out. When you pick it up like this and you go to eat it and it slips out the back, you're like, what is this? But what? But back then you just like, wow, this is slippery shit like. and she'll tell you, I just bought it. I just bought it yesterday, yesterday, maybe two months ago. is this lunch for me running from me? It's sliding out of the button. as good as those pickles you ate. and I should have known better. When I was like grandpa, was like, I'm really craving a pickle because I already knew in my mind if I wanted a pickle bad enough, I was hoping he'd take me to the loaf and jug and buy me one of those pickles in a little baggie, you know? And I was like, I'm really craving a pickle. And he's like, I knew you were. I knew you loved pickles. I went and bought some pickles this morning. I was like, what? Like, really? Like big ass jar. I grabbed one of those pickles out, it disintegrated in my hand. I grabbed it and it just mushed. Grabbed another one, mush. was like, damn, he's like, yeah, I bought them that way. There's pickles that are really soft. He convinced me he was really looking out for me. there's nothing wrong with this. This wasn't really this. fork to pull one out it just mushed he bought him special made and scoop with them. perfect. They were just for you too. Just for you, so good. Delicious. Delicious cookie. We survived that, you know? Survived through that shit. You know, they just ain't built the same these days. No. Dude, if I was to give my kids like anything that like looked weird, they'd be like, now what's this? What is this? What are you giving me? If it's not mac and cheese and chicken nuggets, I'm like, hmm. sorry. I'm so sorry. That was off the ceiling right there, dude. the sound that made, my God. a hollow head. So you know how like that's like an impossible shot bounce off the ceiling hit hit hit her in the head We went to Dairy Queen last night Why did a queen? Is me and the baby and Bubba That's it three of us The baby wanted a cone. Got her a cone. Bubba wanted a little sundae, you know? And then the baby also wants a cherry dillibar. But, they love them dillibars, though. It's delicious. They stopped making the butterscotch here. At least they are dark The strawberries, my shit. Or that cherry. Yeah, sorry. So that's Sherry. Whatever they got there, Dairy Queen, that cherry shit. It's, it's, dude, it's, yeah, little different than anywhere else. You know what mean? They got that. It's different than anything else you ever had. You know, probably gives you some cancer, some disease, but it's fucking so good. There's something that. Yeah, there's a disease down the road coming from it, but love it. it's probably the cure. If you would just take one of these dilly bars, you'd be fine. Fuck. Yeah. dude, that hose water. Anyway, so I hand Bubba the fucking cone to give the baby. And this dude takes the cone, like I hand it shoulder level, right? In the car, shoulder level. He goes, well, right into the fucking ceiling. Cone into the ceiling of the fucking car. His arm doesn't reach the ceiling. His arm is this long, you know, it's only this long. And boop, straight in the thing. was like, I was like, dude, how in the fuck did you hit the ceiling of the car? I was like, wipe it off at least. And then I watched him struggle with the napkin, struggling to reach the ceiling to wipe the ice cream off the ceiling. I was like, how in the hell the fuck did that happen? I really I wish I wish there was a camera facing this way. You Like I can't even explain how this happened. was like, was like, her face was like, like she thought I was going to make that shit. She was like, happy watching this. That the hollowness dude. so happens to get your mouth open can't have your mouth open shit like that happens you already know was priceless. You already know, mouth open. We definitely got it. I definitely got to figure out a setup here though, where I can, I can see you while we do this. Cause not being able to see you is kind of weird. You're just staring at the back of a phone? Hold on, Yeah, it's like, yeah, I mean, it's, okay. Cause I, I could hear you. could talk, but like not seeing you is like, it's really weird. But I know. just a chart I guess a charger at this point since you got like two laptops one one doesn't have a charger No, I need to buy a charger for it. I think I'll be good. This will get better as we go, but this is crazy. Or just have somebody sit on the other side of the camera. doing? How's your head? I don't know. you can see all the fucking gray. Look at that. I'm like, I'm graying out fast. Terrible. Is the lighting good in here? Yeah, you're all lit up, especially at those white ass arms. Dude, they're white. They're as white as your blinds. They are. Roll up your sleeve, move it to the window, it's uncanny. You're like John Cena. I can't see you. You're invisible. so we went to that booth the zoo, you know, and since the zoo's kind of closed because you know, it's that season, they got to bring a lot of the animals in. We were walking by something Bubba's reading out the title of some shit. I was like, yeah, that's that's a that's John Cena over there. You can't see him. He's just hidden. All the animals here are invisible. They all have a power. They could just disappear. Speaking of John Cena. I was watching an old school, one of the old wrestling matches. No stone cold. gonna say, John Cena is like a 2002 thing, like old school, we're talking like Hogan and Macho Man. No, like, 97 through 2002, maybe 90. Like, what was that? it was a Vince McMahon. It was a Vince McMahon documentary or whatever. to watch that. Yeah. Looks crazy. Yeah. Like during the filming of it, he got indicted or whatever. that's good. being a rapist or whatever. or was it like he like passed a girl around a lot, like pimped her out kind of? Like what? Trafficking. Human trafficking, I think that's what it be. Something like that. That's a... so much about human trafficking until recently. No, that's a terrible, I think it's a terrible term to use. Like they gotta have something better than trafficking. Jesus. didn't really interest me until now, or if there's just more of it nowadays. I don't know. Maybe maybe just come into light more. They're like, yeah This is happening. So often we got to have a term for it, you know that kind of thing And it's such a bad work because I mean, if you just take somebody from this state to another, and they say they didn't want to go as trafficking. But if you pass them around like a party favor, trafficking, you you gotta, you gotta have a different term for this shit guys. Like this is getting bad. But when I was watching it, it just reminded me of how good wrestling was in that time. That moment. Like late mid to late nineties, early two thousands was like the best. that's solid. Even the magic seems better. Like now, like. shows like when Hogan, like how important Hogan was the whole thing. Like I really never knew how important Hogan was. Like I knew he was like one of the originals, like, you know, WrestleMania 2 was like a big one that you always heard about because it was him and Andre the Giant. But like, or whatever, yeah, it was three. You're right, was three. Because one, it was him and Mr. T. I think. Yeah, it was, was tag team. and then two was like broadcast like from like four different cities or some shit. It was like a disaster. Yeah. But three was Andre the giant. But like, that's all you heard about was like, WrestleMania three. Yeah. I didn't know how important Hulk Hogan was in the whole deal to make it what it is. Yeah. And then he turned it. And then I didn't even know like, When we started watching wrestling in like 95, what was it? 96. It was WrestleMania 12 right? WrestleMania 12 is when we first started watching because it was Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels. So what year was that? 95? don't know, probably 94, 95 right around there. Cause Austin didn't become champ till 96, right? And that's when it really picked up. Well, because he and and Bret Hart had the match at 13. The I quit match or whatever it was. Remember it was the iconic blood in his face. There was, so I think it was 95. I want to say 95, 94, in there. Cause like getting into it at that point in time for me, was like, that's all I knew was like Sean Michaels, Hart, Austin, and then undertaker and all this, but like, Yeah, we got to see, you know, Kane be his brother and shit, you know. Like, but like it was just a sweet spot to get into it. You know, I think it was like the best time to be a wrestling fan. Anytime you get the clips on TikTok, I still watch them. I'm like, man, I remember this. Austin came in, sprayed them down with beer, you know? you, it's like when I go to mom's and she's watching General Hospital back to back twice in a row, and I'm like, it's a fucking soap opera. But she watches it when it, like on one channel she gets it early. And then she watches it at two or whatever. And she watches another. And I'm like, I don't know, like, why? But it makes me think about when we used to watch wrestling, because it's so captivating. Yes. like soap operas are old people shit and that's their thing and they love it and it's an everyday thing. wrestling was the age, guess, that middle school age, you know, like. it was like you couldn't wait from Monday Night Raw. You know. And I didn't know WCW was like such a competitor. I never watched Nitro. I never. I didn't even know it existed, honestly. remember going back and forth when I had the W or the NWO. You know, when NWO became a thing, because like, Hogan was a bad guy. And then that was NWO. I was like, okay, that's cool. And then like everybody was in the video. And then they had two different NWOs. I was like, man, this is too hard to pay attention to. It's too much. I didn't know what's his name, Ted Turner. Ted Turner. I didn't know, like I didn't know WCW was ran by a guy that was a broadcasting guy. I didn't know it was ran by a billionaire. Like I didn't, like during that time growing up, like at the age I was and watching wrestling, I didn't follow all that. on it was on TNT. That's all you need to know for WCW. WW is USA. Vince McMahon. Yeah, it's crazy to watch that thing and know that all this shit was going on. I was oblivious to all this shit going on. I was just like, where's Stone Cold at? Like, I want him to come out and stun some people. I didn't even know WCW was a threat like they were. I didn't, and I didn't know any of these details. I'm just like, like, I remember watching the Undertaker mankind match when he went off the cage. You're like, this is awesome. This is great. Like I didn't like now that you see it and like you hear like Undertaker and Mick Foley talk about it, you know, and they're like, yeah, you know, like he undertook. I thought he was dead when he threw him off there. He was looking to see if he would move. I was like, my God. I didn't know it was like so like perilous, you know, because at that point you're like, it's scripted, you know, but you're thinking, it's scripted. And I mean, then we'll wrestle on the trampoline. And it's like, man, This shit kind of hurts. Like, I don't care how scripted it is. shit hurts. Yeah, this shit hurts. No. I guess the best way to say it is just scripted, you know, like it was just predetermined the outcome. Everything else is completely real. yeah, cause they would, I think that's where it got confusing because people would say it was fake. It's not fake. It's just, you know, who's going to win in there and their friends in the back. they, yeah, they drink beers in the back and they know how it's going to go. Not everybody, you know, there's people that really just genuinely don't like each other. But you know, the whole fake thing. It's like this shame. Yeah, you could hurt yourself. Bad. Fuck. You do all. there. If you do a stunner and you want to hurt somebody doing it, you could hurt somebody. Yeah. You want to pile drive somebody? You could paralyze somebody. Yeah. they even showed that old heart thing. Like not him falling, but like they showed pictures of him in the ring. we watching that pay-per-view and we're like, dude, what is going on? Yeah. And there's shit like that that happens. You're like, this shit is real. People are dying. That's just crazy. Yeah. Bret Hart thought that they killed him on purpose and shit. Cause they were feuding so bad. Crazy. Yeah, like Brett Hart did get the shaft with that with the screw job, you know, the Montreal screw job. He really did get the shaft there. But but in the same, but in the same breath, it's like, dude, you knew you were leaving. Like, I know. Yeah, it's like it was just. a, as somebody watching it, like that shit really was going on in it and the backstage ship played out in the ring. But as somebody watching it, you're like, this is awesome. Like fake. The only thing I wish they would have had is the camera follow Bret Hart to watch him like hit McMahon. Yeah. Yeah. Cause he actually knocked him out. He went back there to get knocked out. He's like, gotta go face him like a man. got knocked out. Just like Austin, when he, when he had his feud and he was, and he was, out of wrestling for awhile. Like that shit was real, but you'd think it's a storyline. Like why isn't this guy wrestling? they're playing it like they mad at each other. No, they were really mad. Yeah, shit's really fucked up. Ew. Yeah, no, it's crazy. Like it was really good storytelling. It was a mixture, you know, what was going on, what was happening in like for real. It was good. Like it was it was amazing. And I think I stopped watching it I just stopped giving a shit about the wrestlers. Like I was like, I don't really care. Like Triple H won like a thousand times. And was like, well, that's great. But yeah. Like, and he may be a good dude and a good wrestler and all that, but like I, he just wasn't the, it wasn't the character for me. No. Cause once like right now, like Roman Reigns is their guy, you know, like, dude, Roman Reigns is the guy. And I'm like, man, he's just not the guy for me. You know what I mean? Like. do the guys that came, the guys that watched football or not football, wrestling in the attitude era. They can't be the same fans now like in Roman Reigns. It can't be. It's a new generation of fan because. I understand, like he carried the company dude has or has leukemia and then like got cured from leukemia and then has it again or something. I don't know. Either way, he's got leukemia somehow. he, does he come down from the fucking rafters? Does he drink beer? Does he have cool sayings? Like that's what matters. Yeah, not like and his promos are kind of eh, not I mean like Dude, Austin and the Rock are the best ever. the rock now, when the rock came back and he was cutting promos, I was like, this guy's good. He's so good. He's so good at promos, man. the like over Austin. Austin's my favorite. But like the Rock dude, his promos were fucking fire, dude. Every one of them, all of them, fire. Amazing. The only one that fucked him up was, what was it? Was it Kane? There's supposed to be like somebody like him, somebody or him, Hogan and Kane. And then Kane came out and said, what you gonna do when the Canaanites run wild on you? And he was doing like the fucking poses and shit. And like he just left. He said something to the Rock to me. He just left and everyone just said like, what the fuck? Like even even the Rock was like Canaanites. Like, what are you fucking saying? It was funny as fuck. He was the very, was the best. Well, promos the best. Like I'm just saying he left, came back, cuts a promo. Amazing. Like I'm made. I was like, Jesus, man. I was like, this guy's good. He's real good. that real sweet spot like in 2000, maybe 2003 where he was fire. Every time he was on the mic was fucking fire, dude. Cause Austin, Austin was like the late nineties. yeah, awesome was 96 to 2000 probably. And then the raw carried it to 2003 ish for me. Like after that, it was whatever. I really didn't care, As soon as you start making movies all the time, it's like, eh, it's not paying attention. 2003, dude. That was, that was amazing. So good. It was so good. Now it's asshole. I don't know any of these guys. It's ass. John Cena's trash. I don't, I don't like him at all. I don't like him as an actor. He's, he's garbage. for me, what happened was like they went PG. Remember they called it the PG era? Like, I think that's what happened. Like, they stopped being kind of edgy. think he's garbage actor because he has some roles in some movies like Ricky's to Nicky. It's funny. I liked him in that. But. Yes, I'm good. He has some good shows I laughed at. Dude, Peacemaker was hilarious. You gotta watch Peacemaker. It's the funniest shit. think what ruined it for me is that he fast and furious when he came into there. was like, is the rock shit. rock should be here. But then Fast and Furious kind of eh, you know, you're you're you know, my feelings on Fast and Furious like five Was good is like the high mark and then seven and then the rest are kind of we go to that? What's one good? What's one? Except for the rock. What's one John Cena match that you can remember? I stopped watching before he was like a big thing. Like all the one thing I remember about John Cena was the spinner belt. Remember he had the spinny. Yeah, you the spinner belt and that's the only thing I remember. And like, because he came out and he'd rap and stuff and I was just like, I'm just not into this. Yeah. I like as a dude dude's good dude, like he made more make-a-wish kids happy than anybody else. So that's I'm not laughing at him doing that. That's awesome. You know what I'm laughing at? It has nothing to do with make a wish. don't want. Yes, that's what I'm laughing at. That's cool, though. he got? he got bad cancer. he gonna meet John Cena. That's a guarantee. He gonna come see him. There's two things that happen. There's one thing that happens before you die, guaranteed. John Cena comes to see you and then you die of cancer. I don't know. I think I'm just, I'm hard on John Cena, like, because it's after the era of wrestling I enjoyed, you know, he was, but he was there though. He was there. He was there in 2000. I think he just wasn't a big name. All like, remember, remember when he first debuted, it was against Kurt Angle? I guess that's the one match I remember. So he debuted against Kurt Angle. And Kurt Angle is like, he's a, he's a good professional and all, but like, don't, he wasn't my. Kurt Angle's hilarious. Especially when like Austin was trying to be, when Austin was trying to be the bad guy and it was him and Kurt Angle teamed up all the time, like as a partner partnership, it was funny as hell. Like, cause he'd always talk shit to him. But like when Kurt Angle came out and sprayed him with milk and shit, know, said the beer, he did that. Like that's kind of hokey. But no, I thought, I thought Kurt Angle was hilarious. And now, now that guy's got all kinds of problems with his neck. Because remember he broke his neck like before the Olympics. now he's like, like now it's like, yeah, now it's like really fucked up. Austin ruined wrestling for me. Like after him, you know what mean? He ruined it. like like Breaking Bad room TV for me like like I can't watch normal TV shows like I gotta watch for like You better have that whole series done and it better be good for me to start watching shit. Now. I just I can't get invested was like, I got hooked. I was against it. I didn't want to get into it. I toughed the first season. Second season was good. Third was amazing. And then fourth and then half of five and it's like garbage. Like they ruined a diamond. got a diamond. don't know. Breaking Bad was fulfilling. was good, you know? good. Like, I... Yes. It was perfect. had a gold mine, they ruined it. I'm just saying that they ended breaking bad at like the right moment. Even when they came back for season five, I was like, how are they going to top the end of season four? And then they did. You're like, wow. OK, here we go. Yeah, that was a good show. Yeah. Anyway, going back to Halloween. Fast and Furious. No, no, Fast and Furious. Yeah. Let's talk Fast and Furious. Five, number one is the best one. I'll agree with that. Seven is number two. Okay. And then eights three. That's kind of high for eight, but the rest aren't very good. Like, can it be like a tie? Like a tie for like eight, four, one. Like that's like a tie. That's like a log jam right there. Okay. Eight, four, two and 10 is 10. like the bad guy in 10. So 10, 10, eight, four. so we got, well, I guess we got five, seven, 10, then like eight, four, one, like smash in there as a tie because then Tokyo drift and then two. Yeah. Cause two is two shouldn't even be on the list. Terrible. do horrendous like that. That's the only part of that movie I remember Ejectocele cuz and then rip rip being the bad guy, but not looking cool at all Yeah Being douchebag rip. That's what he was to introduce Tyrese somehow, I guess, cause he does ease, you know what mean? But horrible. like he I don't know. He's not really an he's not an integral part to the franchise though. Like if you take out all the Tyrese from Fast and Furious, you still got the same movie. Like Luda, Luda is at least funny, you know, she's kind of like a tech guy, kind of funny. Like the funniest part that Tyrese was ever involved in is when he's like, Mia, you better hide your baby oil. He's like, you better hide that big ass forehead. Like that was the funniest part. Like that was that was hilarious. with that movie. They do way too much. That was crazy. Jason 10 movies to go to space. Like these guys went to space and ate. It's a Jason 10 movie. Jason. Like it took the leprechaun for pretty sure leprechaun was for movies in this space are the buffs taking the field? Let's see. I had 7-7 right now. 7 7. 7-7 we got the ball. First and 10 on the 694 so it looks like we're... unis look good. my god, this guy. Texting at the wrong possible time. I got Gamecast in the other browser here. we just scored. shoulders 10 of 10, 116, one touchdown. they must have took the opening kickoff to the house Cincinnati. And then we just got the ball and scored. There's three minutes left in the first. No, says they're a, they're a quarterback through for a touchdown. Yeah, that's what I mean. They must have just took the opening kickoff and drove down the field. No, not like a, not like a kickoff return, no. Now that should only happen when we're like, we got a chance to win this game. there goes. That's the chance we had. Yeah, know. Should error. cut the pass, the PD pass. If that guy can stay healthy. no, look, we scored again. Jesus. Heisman, but he, cannot stay healthy. I know. I Travis Hunter is so good, but he is. He's got to choose what he's going to do, man. Like he really does. It's like, you got you got to pick if you're going to be corner or if you're going to be receiver, pick one and then then sprinkle in like you don't have to play every snap. You can sprinkle in like if you're going to be receiver, be receiver and then sprinkle in on corner or if you're going to be corner, go ahead and be corner. And when they need him on third down, let him go in. I wouldn't play him so damn hard. I would have him play corner and focus on defense. Like be the best corner back in the league. Focus on being that make your money there. Now, if we're down a receiver, we got packages for you or we got special packages anyway for you. We're down with the goal line or we need a deep deep ball or whatever. We're going to take you. We're going to bring you in there. Yeah. Cause he dude, he's, he's, his catch radius is ridiculous. this dude's amazing but he is ran ragged like and the thing is like I know he's he likes to do it I know he likes to play all the time but it's like dude you got to look out for your health a little bit you've been hurt both years now both years in college you've been hurt if, you spend your whole week in the defensive rooms, you know, and you study the, you study the offense you're going against and you dedicate your, your time and your effort to the defensive side. If you get put in on offense, they could just tell you, you run the go route or Hey, run this on this play, you know, Yeah. Defensively, it's harder to be like, we need you to go in there for a couple of plays. You know, you haven't been doing anything all week. Yeah. Just go guard this guy one-on-one. Yeah. I don't know. I would say it's easier to go in a couple of days on offense. You know, make this big play on this third and third and eight. that's what it is. It's like focus on something. If you're gonna focus on being a corner, be a corner. We're gonna have packages for you so that you can go in. Yeah, it's 14-7 by the way. So yeah, that one they just showed getting scored was to put them up seven. So then once they got the ball scored. Yeah, and then Travis under got the other one. But yeah, no, it's it. I'm not sure we gotta be, we gotta be close. We've only covered like one thing. We've done nothing but ramble, but it's been good. But yeah, no end of first for the buffs, but yeah, dude, like. I want to turn this game on. Travis just needs to, he needs to calm down a little bit, man. Like, that's like, there's no shame in playing less. Like, you don't have to be in there for 74 of 74 snaps. Like, dude, like. to go first overall and he wants the Heisman, he's got to play like this. missed two games being hurt. You get hurt again. You're not going first. You're not getting Heisman. It's going to be that Gentie from Boise State. You know, he just stands up and runs from people like a fridge. It's weird. he's amazing, but I pick a running back first overall. I don't know man, because of like Derek Henry this year killing it again. Like running backs are coming back to our premium. I think he's I think he's special. I think he's great. He's one of a kind, but. he's going. You already know where he's He's going Cowboys. Cowboys will give up the farm to get him just to have a dynamic area. And they're going to run him and hurt him. It's gonna be like Zeke. It's gonna be like Zeke is for sure. Remember how amazing Zeke's back for the Cowboys? Janty does play them on last. I'm just saying. Alabama or Georgia or Ohio State, you know? Let him go against Michigan. See what happens. Even though Michigan's not doing great this year, him do that. Dude, Nebraska almost beat the Buckeyes. Yes. Crazy. Maybe Nebraska's pretty good because they beat us. They beat the Buffs. Bad. Horrible. Unwatchable bad. Dude, we should have beat Kansas State. Yeah, but we showed up way too late in that game. Yeah, like if Horn and Hunter aren't hurt, I can't even say that. I think if we had Hunter, but if Hunter was healthy, 100 % healthy the whole game, I don't know. think he's at. we get beat at the end like we did. You know, like 50 yard bomb to kill us. Like, I don't think that happens. I mean, it's hard to say, but I think he's that big of a difference maker where we would have had a better chance at the end. I think our coverage would be different because then we could actually like throw the safety over the top on that side and we probably won a one. Not I mean. We probably might still lost like just like even more dramatic fashion down to the last seconds and lost, you know. It'd have been Travis Hunter getting burnt. Well, the bad thing is like we did have the ball like and instead of going for like the first we went for everything like we Threw like a 20-yard bomb at the end. It's like why? and that would have been Travis's moment right there, that last bomb. And he would have gave us a better chance. think Shepard's amazing. Shepard's really good. Like, I think he's really, really good. Travis is just different. He's just different level. I mean, the kid's good. He's real good. Like look at Chaudhuri. Chaudhuri's good. And this is a weak quarterback class. He's gonna go high, real high. go to Las Vegas. I don't want to go to the Raiders. I was like, please just not the Raiders. He would, he'd get the same line he got now. They'd just be coming to get him every play. Just like he's now. Except he's got bigger guys, bigger, faster guys coming to get him. If we didn't have Bo, I would want him. Yeah. I think with protection, he's a really damn good quarterback. if he's got a second to throw it, he's good. This is when he's like running for his life. Of course, anybody that's running for their life ain't very good. My homes. That's a whole, that's a whole different topic though. God. My homes make you hate football. Really. Yes, like let somebody else play. Somebody else win. man, fucking Brady all over again. But at least Brady, like, he played in close games, you know? You're like, he might barely win. Well, that's what they're playing this year's close games and they're winning because fucking dude, I'm sick of them bringing in the new team. he's okay. He wasn't always that great. But yeah, no. Yes. I mean, come on lions. Could we get some lions in here? Like I would love to see the lions when really pretty much. I'm just saying like let's get some new blood in there that hasn't I know like the, it'd be real nice to get anybody. Like give me like the lions and the bills. I think that'd be amazing. would be awesome. know, lions and pills, great. I'd be happy. I would just enjoy every single play. I wouldn't care who won, who lost. I would enjoy the whole thing. I would actually, it sucks to say this, but I think I would root for Dan Campbell. I definitely root for Dan Campbell. But up until this point, I've been rooting for the Bills since they got Josh Allen. I would like to see them win a Super Bowl, man. They deserve it. the four Super Bowls back to back to back to back and they lost all of That's heartbreaking, like they deserve one. But if you're going against Dan Campbell, I don't know, man. It wouldn't hurt my feelings either way, but Dan Campbell's my kind of guy. Yeah, those guys play hard for them. They play so damn hard for Dan Campbell. It's one of those where you're just like, man, I would love to play for Dan Campbell. That's awesome. Like I remember his press conference. Remember his press conference? I'm going to bite kneecaps, bite one on the way down and bite the other on the way up. And everyone's like, my God, this guy. But then when they were bad, like even when they were losing games, dude, they played hard and they played to the fucking end of the game every time. Like you could see it. Yeah, he he's a good coach. Yeah. He's a guy they want to play for. I guess that's what makes the difference. Dude, McDermott. McDermott seems to me like Wade Phillips. Like Wade Phillips was an amazing defensive coordinator. Just when he was head coach, he just didn't have the same thing. You put him back on defense, he's amazing. minded head coach. And I think they would really. Allen win every game for him. Like it's like it's Josh Allen. And we're going to make sure it's going to be Josh Allen all the time. He's like, you got to help the guy out a little bit. Get creative. You have weapons. I'm not saying they're great weapons, but you have somebody. You know, they just got Amari. They got a that Keon Coleman, who's pretty awesome. But like the other guys are like, you guys did like all of your playmakers leave, which is kind of crazy. It's like you guys gotta have a little run game. You gotta coach the offense up a little bit, you know? Who's winning the World Series right now? Dodgers man. Dodgers took that. They took that last game. It's one old Dodgers right now. But let's see. no two old Dodgers just seconds ago. So yeah, two old Dodgers. They won four to two. That last game was amazing. That last game went into extra innings and then they hit a grand slam. Crazy. Yeah, yeah, Grand Slam, because it was three to two and then they hit a Grand Slam. Yeah, no Dodgers. Dodgers, Yanks. It's one of those World Series where I just don't really want to pay attention to it. It's kind of bad. Like I pay enough attention to like see the score and see who's ahead, but we're just unfortunately we have the Rockies as our home home team and they're just like AAA. They're just not very good. Yeah, that's why there should be a seller. Yeah, sell a cap and honestly like, do we need to like, our owner needs to sell the team, he needs to sell the team to just Crunky. Know what mean? Let Crunky own like the Avs, the Nuggets and the Rockies. Just something. Like we need better ownership. Like it seems like any player that we get that's good, we trade them. And then they go win a World Series somehow. Except for Aeronauto. Aeronauta was like, I want to go to a team that's going to make the playoffs. And then they're terrible, too, in St. St. Louis? Cardinals? Yeah, and I... At least he was fun to watch. You go to the games just to see what Aeronauta would do. Now you're just like, well, I'm going to the game to walk around. You know, I walk around the stadium, buy food, snacks. We go for like the Fourth of July fireworks. That's about it. But yeah man, I guess we'll wrap up here, you know, for episode one. We still got a lot of shit to talk about, but then we can get to the Buffalo game, you know, we can actually watch about two and a half quarters of that, see how that's going. You're gonna have to chop this one up a little bit though. yeah, this is gonna be a little choppy choppy. We had had interruptions, you know other shit going on. It's good time So yeah, so so when it's all chopped up you guys know why you know everyone's everyone's aware it's chopped up for a fucking reason because yeah, we had some random interruptions That's all right. I have the door shut but I'm surprised nobody came in here You need a you need a dark hole to go into you can go in the basement, know Peyton shit is like right. So. They do they come and look at you they just stare at you walk in the door stare Right, but this is this is one of one Yeah, it's gonna be a little little getting too choppy on this one That's all right Yeah, no, so I'm not sick podcast episode one I'm not sick. I'm not sick. 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